To mark the occasion of Noel's merge of Convert internal vcl bitmap formats transparency->alpha to align LibreOffice's internal concept of color opacity with everything else's.
This work, "Urgent VCL Mission", is adapted from "Urgent Mission" by Randall Munroe, used under CC BY-NC 2.5, and licensed under same by me.
Amazingly there exists, not one, but two fonts based on Randall's handwriting.
Onward and upward to the end of split-Alpha.